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A Weird Vindication

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

A couple of years ago, I was contacted by a local motel owner who needed a structural engineer.  One of his buildings had been condemned, and he needed a structural engineer to evaluate it and make recommendations on how to fix the problems.

When I first saw the building, my first advice was that he should rip it down and start from scratch.  It was a two story, and the second floor deck was concrete and was in imminent danger of collapse.  Since the deck supported the roof, the roof was also in danger.  The wood columns holding up the balcony were old and rotted and warped, and couldn’t hold up the weight.  As the owner wanted to salvage the property, I came up with an appropriate design.

I replaced the concrete deck with a wooden one to lighten the load.  I also added additional columns between the existing ones for redundancy and strength.  Finally, I added a buttress directly from the ground to the roof and firewall so that if the structural integrity of the second floor happened to be compromised, the building would not fall. 

Along the way, the owner, in an attempt to save a few dollars, requested that I “tone down” the design, and I refused.  I repeatedly told him that as the engineer it falls on me if the structure falls, and I will not ever compromise safety to save a few pennies.  Having received my engineering education in Missouri, the lessons of the Hyatt Regency were pounded into my head (as well as the heads of every other structural engineer in the state).  My reluctance to budge might have been a bit prophetic, as the building caught fire Sunday night, thanks to a clandestine meth lab in one of the first floor rooms.

(Photo by TULSA WORLD)

(Photo by TULSA WORLD)

As you can see from the photo, my conservatism has been vindicated, as the structure is still standing.  Was the fire a disaster for my former client?  Absolutely.  Could it have been worse?  Absolutely?  Imagine what would have happened if he hadn’t hired an honest and ethical structural engineer, and shortcuts had been taken that compromised strength to save a few dollars.  Imagine the catastrophe if the building had collapsed with others still in it.

For twenty years, I have tried in vain to convince people that it is better to spend a few thousand dollars more to hire a professional structural engineer up front and do it right than to be cheap and not hire one.  The results of trying to save a few dollars could be fatal.

Holy Cow! I Agree With Tom DeLay!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

It’s not very often I’ve agreed with “The Hammer”; in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with him.  When I was living in Texas I viewed DeLay as a pompous horse’s patoot and an embarrassment to the state.  After I moved to Oklahoma, I was glad to see him fall.

That being said, I am in 100 percent agreement with him about unemployment being bad for the economy because it encourages people to not work.  For every person I know who is unemployed that is diligently looking for work is another who is goosing the system and isn’t.  I know a single, unattached person who has been unemployed since December and hasn’t even been able to get a fast food job and has even bragged about how she is covered by unemployment until December!

Before you give me that “Oh, you don’t understand, you’ve never been there” malarkey, I have been there.  Before I landed my current job, I was unemployed for 10 weeks, and let me just say that it was the most humiliating 10 weeks of my adult life.  I did not like being unemployed, and in those 10 weeks, I sent out 100 resumes and job applications.  Unfortunately, there are a ,lot of people out there who do not feel embarrassed about being unemployed, and rather enjoy the fact that they receive an income without working!

Here are DeLay’s thoughts from an article from the Huffington Post.

Tom Delay: People Are Unemployed Because They Want To Be

 Sam Stein Sun Mar 7, 11:06 am ET

Former House Majority Leader Tom Delay called Sen. Jim Bunning (R-Ky.) “brave” on Sunday for launching a one-man filibuster of unemployment benefits, arguing that they dissuaded people from going out and finding work.

Appearing on CNN’s “State of the Union,” the Texas Republican said that Bunning’s fiscal responsibility was commendable, even if his shenanigans (refusing to allow unemployment benefits to be considered by unanimous consent) nearly brought the Senate to a halt.

“Nothing would have happened if the Democrats had just paid for [the benefits],” Delay said. “People would have gotten their unemployment compensation. I think Bunning was brave in standing up there and taking it on by himself.”

Asked whether it was bad strategy to make a budget stand on a $10 billion extension of unemployment (as opposed to, say, the Bush’s $720 billion prescription drugpackage), Delay insisted that if the PR had been done right, Bunning would have been applauded. Helping the unemployed with federal assistance, he said, was unsound policy.

“You know,” Delay said, “there is an argument to be made that these extensions, the unemployment benefits keeps people from going and finding jobs. In fact there are some studies that have been done that show people stay on unemployment compensation and they don’t look for a job until two or three weeks before they know the benefits are going to run out.

Host Candy Crowley: Congressman, that’s a hard sell, isn’t it?

Delay: it’s the truth.

Crowley: People are unemployed because they want to be?

Delay: well, it is the truth. and people in the real world know it. And they have friends and they know it. Sure, we ought to be helping people that are unemployed find a job, but we also have budget considerations that are incredibly important, especially now that Obama is spending monies that we don’t have.

Goodbye, Bruce!

Friday, March 5th, 2010

I am a talk radio junkie.  I start my morning with local personality Pat Campbell on KFAQ, then at 9 AM it’s a channel change to KRMG and Neal Boortz, at noon it’s Rush Limbaugh, then at 3 is Sean Hannity.  At 4 PM, I change channels once again, back to KFAQ and local personality Elvis Polo.  At 6, it’s KGGF out of Coffeyville, Kansas, for the Bruce Williams show.   Today will be the last day for KGGF, as it’s the last day for Bruce Williams, who is hanging up the microphone after 35 years on the air.

I have been listening to Bruce pretty much every evening on my drive home for the better part of five years now.  Unlike the other talkers, he does not dwell on politics, but talks about a variety of issues, ranging from buying a home to traffic signals.  His motto is – “If it’s important to you, we’ll talk about it!”  He was a refreshing alternative to the typical talk-radio fare.

Now, I am left with two alternatives – Michael Savage or Mark Levin.  I am not fond of either, although I like Savage better.  Or, I can listen to music.  Always an option, but music on the radio has grown stale – not enough variety as each station has become a “niche”.  I don’t know about you, but I have a wide musical taste, and see no problem listening to Nirvana, AC/DC, Frank Sinatra, Hank Jr., and Barry Manilow back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back without having to switch stations.  But that is just me.

Or, the other alternative is that I move my work schedule up an hour so that I am home at the end of the “Elvis Polo Show” at 6.  Hmm.  Not a bad idea!

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Chicken!

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

(FROM THE TULSA WORLD)

Behavior at crime scene denounced
Witnesses to the shooting walked over the victim’s body and yelled at first-responders.

By JARREL WADE World Staff Writer
Published: 3/2/2010  2:28 AM
Last Modified: 3/2/2010  4:42 AM

The actions of a crowd that hindered officials’ efforts to investigate and help a shooting victim early Sunday were “unacceptable,” an EMSA spokeswoman said Monday.

Valentino Verner, 27, was shot several times outside the Chicken Hut, 1500 E. Apache St., just before 3 a.m.

He died from his injuries.

About 100 patrons were at the late-night, walk-up restaurant, and some were walking over the man’s body to get their food, EMSA spokeswoman Tina Wells said.

“It’s very upsetting,” Wells said Monday. “It’s just absolutely unacceptable.”

EMSA paramedics were impeded while attending to the patient and had to rush the patient away from the area for his protection and theirs, Wells said.

Paramedics were at the scene for only seven minutes before they had to leave, she said.

“There were many irate bystanders yelling at the (EMSA) crew, Tulsa police and Tulsa firefighters,” Wells said.

Police Capt. Karen Tipler said Sunday that many of the patrons witnessed the shooting but were uncooperative with authorities.

She said witnesses were aggressive and angry toward the police when they tried to help Verner.

Verner was taken to St. John Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead, Tipler said.

No suspects have been arrested in connection with the homicide, and police have said they don’t know a motive for the shooting.

The killing was the city’s ninth homicide of the year.

An interesting side-note.  I know the owners of the place, as me and an associate of mine had contracted to design a remodel on another building that they owned.  Right after paying us the retainer, my ever-cautious associate cashed the check at the bank it was drawn on, just in case one of “her people” decided to put a stop payment on it.  My associate knew “her people” a bit to well, as that is exactly what they tried to do – and then sued my associate for cashing the check before they could!

Happy Belated Birthday, Number 6!

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

There has been quite a bit of drama and turmoil in the house this past week, and throw in the fact that I basically don’t have easy Internet access anymore, it’s no wonder why I failed to acknowledge a birthday that passed.  Despite the distractions and hardships, I feel like crud about it, and I am sorry.  Number 6 turned 6 last week, exactly one week ago.  The Missus made him a cake, and he got presents to go with his cake and ice cream, and a good time was had by all….

In case I don’t get the opportunity, Number 7 turns 2 at the end of this month, and we have three birthdays in a two week period in April – I turn 44, Number 4 1/2 turns 11, and Number 2 turns 17…..

It’s Merely A Flesh Wound

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

     They reported in the local paper that a hazardous hole had formed on the I-44 bridge over 161st E Avenue, and that the lane had been closed because some cars had been damaged.

(Photo from the Tulsa World)

(Photo from the Tulsa World)

     I think that calling this a hole is as much of an understatement as The Black Knight calling the loss of a limb “merely a flesh wound.”  A hole?  Are you friggin’ kidding me?
     No, my friends, this is more than a mere hole.  This a what is commonly known as, “A big-*** chunk of the bridge is missing!”  You are not supposed to be able to wave at the traffic down below through a mere “hole”.
     What’s sad, is that this bad boy has a twin on the same bridge!  This, my friends, is bridge replacement, Oklahoma-style.  Yes, here in the Sooner State the bridges fall Sooner than later, because we don’t spend any money on maintenance.  You think I jest, but I do not.  Thanks the how the budgets are set up, you can have a bond issue and have hundreds of millions of dollars for replacement in a capital budget and not a penny for maintenance in an operation budget, and it against state law to transfer money from the capital budget to the operational budget.
     The solution to this dilemma?  Quite simple, actually.  Just don’t maintain anything, and sooner rather than later whatever it is that you’ve failed to maintain will fail and can be replaced with capital funds.  Neat how that works.
     And by the way, they are passing out hard-hats at the state for those passing through our great state so that you won’t get killed by falling bridge decks on your way to see the Sooners and their multimillion dollar coach, or the relocated Seattle SuperSonics that our legislature insisted on spending 30 million taxpayer dollars to lure to Oklahoma. 
     Yes, we do have our priorities right!

Do You Know About Yourself?

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Have you ever searched yourself on the Internet?  Try it.  No really.  Go on, try it.  You will be shocked at what you find.

One of the sites I like to research people on is a site called www.spokeo.com .  When I get an e-mail and I do not know the person who sent it, I will go to spokeo and check them out.  It’s pretty accurate on vitals, including address, and for some people I know, it shows not only their picture but also a picture of their house!  It is almost creepy to know that we cannot be anonymous anymore.  Just for kicks, I spokeo-ed several people, and some of what popped up was rather alarming.

Columnist, Stripped And Exposed

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

The first “The Fine Print” of 2010.

http://thefineprint.t2s2.org/Oklahoma/tfp020910.html

Things Seen On The Road Less Travelled

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Right now, I am driving every street, alley, and byway in the city of Tulsa searching for guardrail, as one of my current projects is to inventory, classify, and evaluate all of the guardrail the city maintains, and no one really knows where it is all at.  Yes, the record-keeping is that sporadic and poor.  While I am out on the roads less travelled, I will see unusual things.  Yesterday, for example, I saw chickens in a yard, a guard goat (a goat sitting on a front porch blocking the front door), and an organic lawn mower (a horse in the front yard of a house in the middle of a subdivision eating the grass!).

From time to time, I will also stumble across unusual yard art that shows the creativity of the average Tulsan.  Take, for example, this “running man mailbox” –

mailbox

When I see creative things like this, I smile because I know that someone actually spent the time and effort to brighten the quality of their surroundings.  Given that this house is in a blighted area that is very depressing to drive in (less than a half-mile away I saw corpses of dogs that had been in dog fights), it was refreshing to know that at least one homeowner refused to give in to the general malaise and “why bother” attitude affecting the surrounding neighborhood.  If only more people in the neighborhood cared about the appearance of their property and the neighborhood, I wouldn’t have stumbled upon half-eaten dog carcasses…

Happy Birthday, Father Of Mine!

Monday, February 1st, 2010

My Dad is 84 years young today!  Happy Birthday, Dad!